The Wacked-Up Romances of Kagamine Len, Chapter 1, a fanfiction by Mocha-san

((Guys. I'm starting a Len-centric Vocaloid harem fic. This should be great fun for all of us. Ohohoho.))


"Leeeeeen!"
Len turned over in his bed.
"Len! Lenny-Lenny-Len-Len! Wake up!"
Len put his pillow over his head.
"Len~! If you don't get up, you'll be late!"
Len didn't budge.
"Kagamine Len, if you don't get up RIGHT NOW I will break this door."
"Alright, alright!" Len shouted through the door. "Geez, Rin, why do you have to be so abrasive?"
"It's in my job description," said Rin smartly. "Now get up and get your butt downstairs."
Len stayed in bed until he could tell Rin was back in the kitchen. He sighed; he loved his little sister, really he did, but dear GOD, she could be annoying. Sibling rivalry ahoy.
He willed himself out of bed and put on his school uniform. When he headed down the stairs, he was greeted by the smell of banana pancakes. His favorite.
"I don't understand you," said Len, taking a seat at the table, "One minute, you're threatening to do me bodily harm, and the next, you're giving me banana pancakes. What gives?"
"Oh, shut up," Rin scolded. "At least I try to be nice to you."
"Tsundere."
"Bonehead."
"Stubborn."
"Idiot."
The siblings stopped their name calling long enough to eat (Rin's typical breakfast being toast with orange marmalade, orange juice, orange slices and some orange-flavored vitamin chews), so they were silent for a while. Before long, though, it was time to go to school.
Crypton City High.
"Bye, loser-Len!" Rin shouted as she went to go hang out with her own friends.
"Bye, repulsive-Rin!" Len shouted back.
"You really like teasing her, don't you?"
Len turned around to see his best friend Kaito Shion. Kaito was older than Len and already had a girlfriend. Even when Len's opinion was that ice cream was Kaito's true girlfriend. "Oh, hey, Kaito."
As usual, Kaito had his scarf and vanilla ice cream in hand. "Good morning~"
"No ridiculous family stories today?"
"Not yet," Kaito replied, sweatdropping. Kaito lived with a total of 8 siblings: 7 brothers and a sister. Kaito really liked them, but, like Rin, they could be the most overbearing people on Earth.
Len cracked a smirk. "Aww, I like your stories." He turned towards the school. "Welp, we better head inside before the be—"
WHUMP.
Len suddenly collided with another person, making him fall onto his rump. He shook off the surprise and opened his mouth to give a piece of his mind, but he couldn't.
A cute girl.
More accurately, the school idol.
Hatsune Miku.
HATSUNE FREAKING MIKU.
"Ah…" Len could tell he was in some deep water now.